Thursday, February 10, 2011

If I were a twit

I make it a habit to never post more than one status update per 12 hrs. I wanted to share what I have been thinking about today. I don't tweet, but here is a sample of what it might be like if I were a twit!

  • Has 2 escape artist dogs in her care. If there is a way out they will find it, if there isn't a way out they will make one...it's getting on her nerves
  • Wouldn't mind if the children were in bed and asleep before 9pm. Is that too much to ask? Man I hate daylight savings.
  • Has been living without a permanent source of electricity for so long that I forget that I can turn the lights on and don't have to struggle to see the keyboard by the light of the laptop screen.
  • Wonders why clothes don't wash and fold themselves like they did when I lived at home. Note to self, check what mum's secret is.
  • Hates how she can have a totally tidy and almost clean house one minute and have it look like a bomb site the next.
  • Doesn't like cooking for one.
  • Pooper scoopered the backyard. I just don't think I'm ready for 2 big poo machine dogs.
  • We are getting our driveway done again. I will be very glad not to slip in puddles or lose my thongs in mud anymore.
  • Wishes she had some new Dr Who to watch. Bow ties are cool.
  • Wouldn't mind a cryptic crossword or the even a regular crossword right about now.
  • There is nothing quite like the sound of your kids laughing amongst themselves. Innocent delight, can't beat it.
  • Is loving getting to know new friends.
  • Houdt Nederlandse Koek. Eet lekker.
  • Why does the internet always run slow when you are in a hurry?! That dratted Murphy!
  • Is sad that her wonderful husband won't be coming home tonight, but is glad that he is safe and sound and will get a good sleep.

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